So, I was gonna’ write about this awesome dream I had last night. I met the dude that owns The Asylum and we were totally gonna’ make a kung-fu bio-pic about Uwe Boll starring Crispin Glover and the hot chick from the Progressive ads… Then I saw these hard rollers and realized that everything I will ever do in life will suck. So why even try?
Get dat gold! (With apologies to King, at least he’s on the road right now and won’t have to deal with me making him watch this).
Happy Labor Day. Back tomorrow with the Top-5 Greatest RPG Books of all time, prep the hate mail!